Best of…

Has anyone seen Encore’s Best Of ballot? You gotta love categories such as Best Dentist, Biggest Local Troublemaker, and my favorite — Best Plastic Surgeon, which begs the question: Who’s tried more than one? Here are category ideas for the weekly entertainment rag to add for 2008:

Best Place for a Vasectomy

Best Ice Skating Rink

Best Place to Buy a Pillow

Most Annoying Television/Radio Commercial

Best Bowling Alley Lane

Smokiest Bar

Best Place to View Drivers Not Using Turn Signals

Best Iraq War Protester

Best Street Named for a Civil War General

Best Nesting Site for Loggerhead Sea Turtles

Best Mail Coupons

Best Neighborhood to See For Sale Signs

Best Place to View Beach Erosion

Best Drug Dealer (high school running backs not eligible)

Best Political Issue That is Not the Convention Center or Faulty Sewage System

Nastiest Political Campaign Ad (as voted by Woody White)

Best Roofer

Best Tennis Court

Best Place to Buy Beer if You’re Underage

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One Response to “Best of…”

  1. Rachel on January 20th, 2008 at 5:50 am

    Ranald, you are so funny. I love your category ideas especially ‘Best Place to Buy a pillow’. I bet if mailed Encore your list of ideas they would use them next year.

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